Pre-K Report 2020

Boy: "Hey Michael Lobo, do you know where babies come from?"

Me: "I have an idea but what do you got?" Boy: "The mom has an egg in her body. Then the dad has an egg that looks like a jellyfish but it's not. And it comes from his penis. It goes in the egg and then the baby grows. Then it looks like a dragon and it grows bones! Then in a couple days, it comes out of the mom's VAGINA!!"


(He yelled "vagina.")


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