Boy: "Hey Michael Lobo, do you know where babies come from?"
Me: "I have an idea but what do you got?" Boy: "The mom has an egg in her body. Then the dad has an egg that looks like a jellyfish but it's not. And it comes from his penis. It goes in the egg and then the baby grows. Then it looks like a dragon and it grows bones! Then in a couple days, it comes out of the mom's VAGINA!!"
(He yelled "vagina.")
Boy: "I'm going to be infinity age." Teacher: "You can't be infinity because everything dies." Boy: "Yeah but I, I'm going, ok like I'm going..." Girl: "You. Are going. To. Die." #prekreport
4-year old girl: "I made a secret bed in my parent's room." Me: "Why would you do that?" 4-year old girl: "So I can stop them in case they do naughty stuff." Me: "Like...what naughty stuff?" 4-year ol
Boy 1: "I've seen Santa and touched him." Boy 2: "No, you haven't!" Me: "Why do you say that?" Boy 2: "Because his magic doesn't work if kids are awake." Me: "OK and why do you say you've seen him?" B