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Pre-K Report 2018

4-year old girl: "Jessica likes pancakes." Me: "Who's Jessica?" 4-year old girl: "She was my daddy's friend. But I don't see her anymore." Me: "Why not?" 4-year old girl: "Because she doesn't love my daddy. She loves her new boyfriend." Me: "Oh so she moved on huh?" 4-year old girl: "Yeah with daddy's friend. So now him and daddy aren't friends anymore either. But daddy isn't too mad at him. He's more mad at Jessica."


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Me: "Do any of you have pets?" 4-year old girl: "No. I'm allergic to cats and dogs. And very allergic to horses. Its hilarious." Me: "I don't think you know what hilarious means." #prekreport

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