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Pre-K Report 2019

Me getting to know my new group of kids.

Me: "Where do you like to go eat?" 4-year old girl: "Taco Bell! I wish I could eat it every day." Second 4-year old girl: "Carrots." Me: "No. Where do you like to eat at?" Second 4-year old girl: "At home." Third 4-year old girl: "I like to eat at a Mexican restaurant but I don't remember what its called." Second 4-year old girl: "Oh I got it. McDonald's!" Third 4-year old girl: "Yeah that's the Mexican restaurant!" Me: "McDonald's is not a Mexican restaurant."


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Me: "Do any of you have pets?" 4-year old girl: "No. I'm allergic to cats and dogs. And very allergic to horses. Its hilarious." Me: "I don't think you know what hilarious means." #prekreport

4-year old girl: "I wish we could have Chipotle here because it's my favorite dinner all the time. It has guacamole, chips and apple juice. Also, I went ice skating. Real life. Real life, guys. I pet

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