Some things said today...
5-year old girl: "Does anyone like Alexander Hamilton? Come on, guys! I'm not throwing away my shot!"
5-year old boy: "My parents said Donald Trump is the smartest President. And the best President."
5-year old girl: "If you don't drink water, you'll die."
4-year old girl: "I throwed up in my car when we were taking pictures."
5-year old girl: "Michael Lobo, one time, I was sick and I had a really, really high fever at my grandma's house. I couldn't sleep and my grandma gave me cherry medicine. Yeah. Then she said, 'Drink it up like your dad drinks Fireball.'"
Me: "Do you have more trains like this one at home?" 4-year old boy: "No but I have guitar lessons."