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Pre-K Report 2018

Me: "Millions of years from now, the sun will eat our planet. Don't worry because we will be long dead." 5-year old girl: "You're going to die first." Me: "You don't know that." 5-year old girl: "Yes I do."

I'm scared. She didn't blink during that whole interaction.


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Me: "Do any of you have pets?" 4-year old girl: "No. I'm allergic to cats and dogs. And very allergic to horses. Its hilarious." Me: "I don't think you know what hilarious means." #prekreport

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