4-year old girl: "I made a secret bed in my parent's room."
Me: "Why would you do that?"
4-year old girl: "So I can stop them in case they do naughty stuff."
Me: "Like...what naughty stuff?"
4-year ol
Boy: "Hey Michael Lobo, do you know where babies come from?" Me: "I have an idea but what do you got?"
Boy: "The mom has an egg in her body. Then the dad has an egg that looks like a jellyfish but it'
Boy 1: "I've seen Santa and touched him." Boy 2: "No, you haven't!" Me: "Why do you say that?" Boy 2: "Because his magic doesn't work if kids are awake." Me: "OK and why do you say you've seen him?"
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