Pre-K Report 2019

Me: "What's a crustacean?" 5-year old girl: "Its like a gas station."

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Pre-K Report 2018

Me: "Millions of years from now, the sun will eat our planet. Don't worry because we will be long dead." 5-year old girl: "You're going to die first." Me: "You don't know that." 5-year old girl: "Yes I do."

I'm scared. She didn't blink during that whole interaction.

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Pre-K Report 2018

3-year old girl: "My daddy is crazy." Me: "Why do you say that?" 3-year old girl: "Because he smacks my mommy's booty."

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