Girl 1: "Do you want to marry someone pretty?" Boy: "Yeah." Girl 1: "Do you want to marry me?" Boy: "Yeah." Girl 1: "That makes my heart so happy! Thank you." Girl 2 to Boy: "Do you want to marry me?" Boy: "Okay." Me: "Wait. You can only marry one....well. No. If you want to remarry then I guess, yes." Girl 1: "Okay I'll go first." Girl 2: "Aw man." Girl 1: "Its ok. Girls can marry girls."
4-year old girl: "Jessica likes pancakes." Me: "Who's Jessica?" 4-year old girl: "She was my daddy's friend. But I don't see her anymore." Me: "Why not?" 4-year old girl: "Because she doesn't love my daddy. She loves her new boyfriend." Me: "Oh so she moved on huh?" 4-year old girl: "Yeah with daddy's friend. So now him and daddy aren't friends anymore either. But daddy isn't too mad at him. He's more mad at Jessica."