Boy 1: "I've seen Santa and touched him."
Boy 2: "No, you haven't!"
Me: "Why do you say that?"
Boy 2: "Because his magic doesn't work if kids are awake."
Me: "OK and why do you say you've seen him?" Boy 1: "Because I saw him!"
Me: "Where did you see him?"
Boy1: "At Bass Pro Shop!"
Me getting to know my new group of kids.
Me: "Where do you like to go eat?" 4-year old girl: "Taco Bell! I wish I could eat it every day." Second 4-year old girl: "Carrots." Me: "No. Where do you like to eat at?" Second 4-year old girl: "At home." Third 4-year old girl: "I like to eat at a Mexican restaurant but I don't remember what its called." Second 4-year old girl: "Oh I got it. McDonald's!" Third 4-year old girl: "Yeah that's the Mexican restaurant!" Me: "McDonald's is not a Mexican restaurant."
4-year old girl: "My mom's boobies ran out of milk." Me: "Excuse me?" 4-year old girl: "My little brother is mad at my mom because her boobies ran out of milk. He drank it all." Me: "I don't know where to go with this." 4-year old girl: "Can I have more Cheez-Its?"