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Boy: "I'm going to be infinity age."

Teacher: "You can't be infinity because everything dies."

Boy: "Yeah but I, I'm going, ok like I'm going..."

Girl: "You. Are going. To. Die."


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4-year old girl: "I made a secret bed in my parent's room." Me: "Why would you do that?" 4-year old girl: "So I can stop them in case they do naughty stuff." Me: "Like...what naughty stuff?" 4-year old girl: "Like eating candy in bed." Me: "Oh thank goodness."


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Boy: "Hey Michael Lobo, do you know where babies come from?"

Me: "I have an idea but what do you got?" Boy: "The mom has an egg in her body. Then the dad has an egg that looks like a jellyfish but it's not. And it comes from his penis. It goes in the egg and then the baby grows. Then it looks like a dragon and it grows bones! Then in a couple days, it comes out of the mom's VAGINA!!"


(He yelled "vagina.")


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